Me: I need an illustration of someone who is angry.
Stockhouse: Here is a father whipping his kid.
Me: What?!?
Stockhouse: Here are some zombies.
Me: Just stop.
Tortoise in Trouble
Me: Show me "Visiting a prison"
Also me: What did the tortoise do to get locked up?
Just...no...
Hey Stock House, I need a few good funeral photos.
Sure, how about this one with pig entrails...
wtf?
DNA Jail
Show me “parents in prison”!
Bad Cat
Getty, I need prison images.
Communication Potato
Search: Cables on a spool
Stock house: Here is a potato
Is one wheel enough?
Me: I need a wheelchair image.
Stock house: Here is a wheelbarrow.
Athlete?
Me: I need a disabled athlete photo.
Stock house: Here is an organic farmers market.
Me: You are very bad at this.
Too "stocky"?
Client: the stock images are too "stocky." Can you find one with a man looking over a mountain range?
Edible Communications
I need a cross-section of a house.
Mother of Transport Dragons
Getty, please show me “supply chain”.