Just...no...

Hey Stock House, I need a few good funeral photos.

Sure, how about this one with pig entrails...

wtf?

Athlete?

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Me: I need a disabled athlete photo.

Stock house: Here is an organic farmers market.

Me: You are very bad at this.

Too "stocky"?

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Client: the stock images are too "stocky." Can you find one with a man looking over a mountain range?